Well, I have to be thankful I did not waste the entire evening watching this crap, but I still watched some of it; and if this is what music award shows are coming to, it will be the last. There was so much advertising for the VMAs I thought maybe it would be worth it. I was so horribly wrong. And here is why these awards were shit:
1. Lady Ga Ga dressed as a man. Well her music is one thing(very talented) however at the best of times she looks "ok" for a woman. I mean there has been rumors she was a transgender anyway. She makes a very fake and plastic man as well as overacting. I mean really, how many times do you need to grab your crotch and purposely curse on live television.
2. Oh, I don't know why they let Kanye West out without a leash. Not only in 2009 did he hijack country cutie Taylor Swift's spotlight, he is just so blatently needing attention he will do just about anything. His performance with Jay-z was odd to say the least, akward choreography and horrible sound. Here was someone else intend on grabbing his crotch, and perhaps he should wear clothing that actually fits. There is always a time and place for his kind of antics and a awards show is not one of them. The show seemed to be a hip-hop party in the front row thanks to Kanye jumping up and down, cursing and being his usual self......he needs an UNINVITE next year..
3. The there is Nikki Minaj. OMG. It looks like she stole her outfit from a cross between rainbow brite, the easter bunny, and someone obviously doing some bad acid. Her hair looked like an ice cream cone, and dress looked like those craft kits kids sew together. And what is with the mask? Did you forget breath mints or gum? Then she wins a VMA basically cos she was dressed like a whore and grinding her huge ass. How is that a great video? What about Lauryn Hill, Missy Elliott? How is Nikki Minaj the best hip hop female artist?
4. Then there was little Wayne....ok you can't sing, or rap, and maybe you should buy your clothes next time in the men's section and not the tween girls section of sears. Enough said.
5. Chris Brown is the most boring entertainer ever-even with dancers flying through the air. He chose to lip sync, not a wise choice because he sucks at it, and his dancing is less to be desired. It was a horrible performance, and that is giving it a compliment.
6. Most people having a child with the one they love, announce it to friends and family first and perhaps keep it low key. I personally am disgusted when women announce pregnancy on Facebook, but Beyonce decides to announce on more then a social media site, lets tell the world literally. I just think it was in very poor taste, and for a lady like Beyonce, it was totally out of her character. Not to mention, she has an amazing stage presence and voice, I just did not think the song she sang showcased her talents.
7. Poor Katy Perry, I really had to wonder why she would collaborate with Kanye, however the much better artist is Perry and it did pay off for her. But she has to share the award with the asshole. And usually Katy looks and dressed great, not on this occasion. The yellow box on her head looked ridiculous, and the pink hair looked like she was a big stick of cotton candy. Like her natural locks better.
8. Then there was the weird side stage with Jessie J. She is a great new artist and why would the producers have her singing her top forty remixes, I would have liked to her more of her music.
9. I was trying to figure out the stage through the whole ordeal and finally I knew what was going on. It looked like a big vagina with lights, bright colors, and tonnes of rappers coming out of the opening. Next time don't ask Nikki Minaj if you can model a stage after one of her body parts...
10. And finally the video vangaurd award goes to Brittany Spears. WTF..... are you serious? Are they actually putting her in the same category as previous winners such as The Rolling Stones, Peter Gabriel, U2, The Beatles, Guns and Roses, and Madonna? She is a pop princess creation with videos showing her tits and ass whenever possible with the same bubblegum pop bullshit. What about artists like Eminem, Joss stone, Neil young, or even Kiss or Queen? This was a lame ass move by the producers and MTV, they did this for increased viewer ratings. She is so undeserving of this award, this was a disgrace.
There was one moment when it was a awards show with live music; Brian May of Queen takes the stage. Although he had to share it with the fake he-she, he is an iconic rocker, the sound was great, he looked great, even with grey locks.
Basically don't watch the rerun of the VMAs, it is totally not worth it. You will be upset you lost 3 hours of your life. It would be time better spent sleeping.
Just Jenni
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